Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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