I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
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