dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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