shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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