I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
home. puking in laundry basket.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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