i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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