I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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