He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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