i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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