I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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