It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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