Pregnant stripper...not hot.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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