I'm drive I can fine osifer
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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