i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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