Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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