You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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