She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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