Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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