It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
50% drunk capacity currently
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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