Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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