So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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