well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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