whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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