You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
She needs sedatives and a leash
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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