WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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