I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
then he tried to convert me to islam
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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