put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize
