i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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