please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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