can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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