He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Just high enough for therapy.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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