Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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