just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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