Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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