"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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