I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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