so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
So. Much. Porn.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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