I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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