It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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