Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Randomize
