doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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