Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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