my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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