and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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