Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We left the knife in your bed.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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