i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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