Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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