i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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