420 ftw
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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