so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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