She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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