There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize